Even ISIS Thinks Formula 1 is Stupid

"Anthony Miller" (ahmille4) 08/08/2016 at 12:53 • Filed to: None

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In news that I literally had to read twice to make sure was real today, a group of hapless terrorists from Indonesia were arrested today for plotting to fire rockets at the Singapore GP from a neighboring island.

Dialing up the standard ISIS crazy to 11 by lobbing the rockets from another island, the six entered the rarefied air occupied only by comic book super villains. According to Indonesian authorities the six men were coordinating with Bahrun Naim, an Indonesian national currently fighting in Syria who also orchestrated an earlier attack in Jakarta.

While thankfully the attack was thwarted, it remains to be seen if Ferrari put in a request for the terrorists to fire directly at the Mercedes garage in order to preserve their title hopes.

H/T: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Out, but with a W - has found the answer > Anthony Miller 08/08/2016 at 12:57

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Are we sure this is not Bernie turning up his sprinkler idea to 11?

Anthony Miller > Out, but with a W - has found the answer 08/08/2016 at 12:58

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That’s the thing about Bernie. NO ONE KNOWS

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Anthony Miller 08/08/2016 at 13:03

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Fuck daesh.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Anthony Miller 08/08/2016 at 13:06

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At this point, they’d have to take out Red Bull as well to give Ferrari a chance.

Ash78, voting early and often > Anthony Miller 08/08/2016 at 13:08

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Indonesia should just kick all the Muslims out, that would work, right??

JRapp: now as good as new again > Anthony Miller 08/08/2016 at 13:14

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Whether the group would have been capable of actually staging the attack is unclear. Police found only a rudimentary collection of bomb-making material, firearms and arrows during their search of the ringleader’s home.

Arrows!?

dogisbadob > Anthony Miller 08/08/2016 at 13:14

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I’d be totally cool with it if they hit Bernie Fuckerstone

Anthony Miller > Ash78, voting early and often 08/08/2016 at 13:26

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Let me tell you about this place, Indonesia is just the best. There were Muslims there and then, well then they just kicked them all out, because they’re strong there. I know the best Indonesians.

On a more serious note, there would be like 3 people left in the entire country.

XJDano > JRapp: now as good as new again 08/08/2016 at 13:35

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Out, but with a W - has found the answer > Ash78, voting early and often 08/08/2016 at 13:35

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We will build a wall around Indonesia, and let the fish pay for it!

JRapp: now as good as new again > XJDano 08/08/2016 at 13:41

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Ash78, voting early and often > Anthony Miller 08/08/2016 at 13:47

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Exactly...that's the only reason I was willing to make the joke :D